An Open Letter to 'Fluffy':
Unlike Someone, I see right through those puppy dog eyes.
Is it true you slept over the first night?? Oh, and I've heard about what you're into. YOU sitting on her lap?
G-d had barely made water from the firmament on the 2nd day. Please tell me it isn't true you got her to bathe you on the 2nd day. Oh, and all of a sudden you have all this energy after that. Why was She surprised. I wasn't. Who woudn't have been happy, puppy. Prepare your artillery. This is war.
PS - If you're seeing this, Ms. __, did you ever stop to think why no one knows this guy's real name?? Is this not very odd to you??
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